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MonsterMatt Patterson is the Man
of a Thousand Bad Monster Jokes!


Ha-Ha Horror Joke Book

Mystery & Horror, LLC is pleased
to reveal the book cover for Ha-Ha! Horror, by Author/Illustrator MonsterMatt Patterson. This marks the return to print for the “Man of a Thousand Bad Monster Jokes”.

MonsterMatt pays tribute to slapstick comedy, classic
horror and crime/pulp magazine covers with his book cover painting.

His jokes take a humorous look at films like: Faces of Death, Motel Hell, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, and more, while tinkering with the classic Universal Monsters, too!

Ha-Ha! Horror on Amazon.

Ha-Ha! Horror on GoodReads.

Ha-Ha! Horror Examiner.com Review.

What happens when the “roaster” becomes the “roasted”? A few horror folks show their love (yeah, right)...

“MonsterMatt's jokes stink so bad – they could knock a buzzard off a sh#t wagon!”

– April Burril, Chainsaw Sally

“MonsterMatt's jokes are so bad, they make me want to kill people. Then again, breathing makes me want to do the same thing!”

– Kane Hodder, Friday The 13th

“MonsterMatt's jokes make me alternately laugh and contemplate suicide!”

– Chris Alexander, Fangoria Magazine

“If puns are guns, MonsterMatt is a freakin' one-man Army!”

– Tomb Dragomir, Rue Morgue Radio/Tomb TV

Those are just a few of the Maniacs, he calls “Friends”? Oh, Brother!

From the Author: “I hope to make you laugh, chuckle, groan and moan! Until then: Ouija Board Wishes, Cadaver Dreams!”

The book features over 200 pages and 600 jokes. Be afraid...Be very afraid!