is the Man
of a Thousand Bad Monster Jokes!
Mystery & Horror, LLC is pleased
to reveal the book cover for Ha-Ha! Horror, by
Author/Illustrator MonsterMatt Patterson. This marks the return to
print for the “Man of a Thousand Bad Monster Jokes”.
MonsterMatt pays tribute to slapstick comedy, classic
horror and crime/pulp magazine covers with his book cover painting.
His jokes take a humorous look at films like: Faces of Death, Motel Hell, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, and more, while tinkering with the classic Universal Monsters, too!
Ha-Ha! Horror on Amazon.
Ha-Ha! Horror on GoodReads.
Ha-Ha! Horror Examiner.com Review.
What happens when the “roaster” becomes the “roasted”?
A few horror folks show their love (yeah, right)...
“MonsterMatt's jokes stink so bad – they could knock a buzzard off a sh#t wagon!”
– April Burril, Chainsaw Sally
“MonsterMatt's jokes are so bad, they make me want to kill people. Then again, breathing makes me want to do the same thing!”
– Kane Hodder, Friday The 13th
“MonsterMatt's jokes make me alternately laugh and contemplate suicide!”
– Chris Alexander, Fangoria Magazine
“If puns are guns, MonsterMatt is a freakin' one-man Army!”
– Tomb Dragomir,
Rue Morgue Radio/Tomb TV
Those are just a few of the Maniacs, he calls “Friends”? Oh, Brother!
From the Author: “I hope to make you laugh, chuckle, groan and moan! Until then:
Ouija Board Wishes, Cadaver Dreams!”
The book will feature over 200 pages and 600 jokes. Be afraid...Be very afraid!